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Our Vacuum Cleaners Suck!

Professional vacuum scam- i mean seller and your dream business partner

Have you ever thought: "Wow, my room is so dirty!"
Me neither! And that's because it's never been dirty! Ever!
Why, you ask? Well, let me introduce you to my newest invention,
the SUCC 3001 69420™

"I'm a graphic designer for Websites and I love this" -KusakiDesu 2021"they suck" - your mom"Ur website is now my favourite website<3" - baonislifeisweird

the ELEPHANT FUNHAVER™ (no copyright)

He has performance issues :(
He gets a little nervous sometimes, not his fault :(

businesswoman and housewife tired in apron with broken vacuum cleaner isolated on white background™

businesswoman and housewife looking at you seductively not included

the SUCC 3001 69420™

With this Model, you may never need to clean your room EVER again!
Simply because after opening up this bad boy, your room won't even exist anymore!! :DDDDD

the SUCC 2999 2013 ver.™

This one is one of the fan favourite's amongst our models, and it makes sense why.
Do you SEE him? He just has tube as mouth!
Little blue tube mouth boy go vrrrmrmmmm

the ROBOBIT%#CH 6969™

This model is definitely on the pricier side, but you just CAN'T pass on the opportunity to own one of these bad gals.
They are a robotic genius AND a bitch?
MindBLOWING. 10/10

R00mba™

It's literally just a Roomba.
Note: black machine thing not included.

the SpidgetFinner x Beyblade ROOmba™ Hybrid Model

NEW, COMING TO YOU is the ultimate mix between a fidget toy, the
Special EdItion BLACK DARK SHADOW Diablo Nemesis Metal Fury Beyblade, and our newest addition, the ROOmba™.
It spins AND it cleans!
(Note: size not as depicted as in the picture)

Henryyyyyyy

He knows what Obama's last name is

Dave.

Dave is Henry's 3rd grade cousin who probably was the product of incest

And always remember! :D

Note: I am not responsible for any dimension shattering, dog barking or evil robot revolutions.

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